I’ve endured some horrendous presentations.
Most of them done by teachers. (All of them?)
Many of them done by me.
There I am, standing in front of a room of peers or an audience of complete strangers and I see glistening tears. And I know that the water pooling in eye corners is not a result of any emotion other than boredom or possibly that physical reaction we get when we desperately try to stifle a yawn. Either way, it’s not a good situation.
I actually remember reading a post by Jeff Utecht about presentations (you can find it here). I read it as I prepped for a session at the AASSA conference that we hosted at Graded in Sao Paulo back in Feb. Not even a year ago. A presentation that I thought might be acceptable by Jeff’s standards. I am cringing as I look at it now. Jeff actually links to Presentation Zen info but clearly I was too rushed to follow it and now, as I have just having finished the presentation zen video, all I can think of when I re-live my disaster is NOISE NOISE NOISE… OK, the moments when I included my cats will stay, but the absolute and total abuse of canva.com is making me consider some kind of support programme.
If you think you need to see it….
(Let me point out the nightmare of trying to get this monster into Google slides. A keynote with embedded videos runs at about 240MB and Google Slides was having nothing of it… I was going to use it as an excuse to create a new/fake “not so bad but still needs some work” presentation but then I’d have to have re-written my intro…I deleted a bunch of the videos and got it to 99MB)
This looks nothing like a plate of sushi:
Even though I know that I really tried to reduce the volume on my slides I think I created too much distraction with the use of the cartoon like images. There were some slides that I think were needed as the session wasn’t purely a presentation, but still the old “less is more” could be applied. And that includes the old adage “transitions in presentations are dumb”.
So what do I do next? Instead of re-working this presentation (read: starting it over!) I will look at potential presentations that I have coming up and see if I can be more Zen like. I am heading to a Math Conference in Portland next week and I might need to present on my return – if I do, I’ll post it. Otherwise I am involved in a learning cohort at Graded and we will be sharing out on our findings at Innovate 2015.
Perhaps I’ll have a crack with Reynold’s advice on that one.